December 25, 2004

Dear Mr. Bush,

I'm not sure if I've ever told you that I'm lactose intolerant. Not that I've ever been diagnosed as such, but a few years ago, after complaining about, well, some bathroom "issues," Janice suggested I cut out dairy from my diet. I didn't believe that it would work, but wouldn't you know it, my "issues" cleared right up. So since then, I've tried to steer clear of milk and cheese.

Well, today that wasn't possible. What with the cheese plates, egg nog, and the rich desserts that accompany any good Christmas feast, I'm now paying the price.

I hope your Christmas has settled in your stomach better than mine,



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